Aug
23
2014
Aug
23
2014
Aug
23
2014

Reblogged from delete-ur-blog :

Aug
23
2014

Reblogged from delete-ur-blog :

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

Well you’re not wrong..

Aug
23
2014

Reblogged from perks-of-being-chinese :

(Source: princite)

Aug
23
2014

Reblogged from that-ship-has-no-canons :

plug:

when bae mad at u

plug:

when bae mad at u

Aug
23
2014

Reblogged from out-in-the-open :

Aug
23
2014

Reblogged from theinfernaldeath :

unmonroe:

glow-cloudwatcher240:

drinkmasturbatecry:

foundorfollowed:

spoopylesbianronweasley:

postbusters:

timmy-tech:

Works every time.. :) 

DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE

omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised

honestly now

ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.

the fuck is wrong with you

What is going with this post

unmonroe:

glow-cloudwatcher240:

drinkmasturbatecry:

foundorfollowed:

spoopylesbianronweasley:

postbusters:

timmy-tech:

Works every time.. :) 

DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE

omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised

honestly now

ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.

the fuck is wrong with you

What is going with this post

Aug
23
2014

Reblogged from that-ship-has-no-canons :

barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

(Source: samandriel)

Aug
23
2014

Reblogged from delete-ur-blog :

(Source: flynnrideres)

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